How to Avoid Staining the Sheets

POV: You got yourself the cutest bedding you’ve been eyeing all season. And then you get another notification from the other item you’ve been excited for; DomBear69. He wants to come over and take you to pound town, but you have little time to get ready. Plus, you don’t want to ruin your new sheets with the unintended consequences of anal sex; stains. What do you do? You can’t make him wait long because every passing second is an opportunity for another person to snatch him up.

This all too true vignette occurs often in gay hookup life. The dilemma of being a bottom and making choices between cute home decor or hot gay sex on a moment’s notice. Sure, you can put down a towel but that won’t cover everything and who wants to limit themselves to a small segment of their extra-large bed. It seems almost inevitable that your cute bedding will get ruined and not just your holes. We do live in the modern age of convenience after all, and us bottoms need it all.

Sure, you can put down a towel but that won’t cover everything and who wants to limit themselves to a small segment of their extra-large bed.

BE PREPARED

This is why our Sex Collection can give you that and then some. It’s a gay bottom’s miracle. Actually, it’s just science and clever ingenuity. With both our fiber supplements and variety of anal lube you can elevate your bottom game and send that addy to Jock. without hesitation. Not only will your sheets thank you for not washing them before needed but you might even make your rendezvous a regular. Let momma explain how this one-two step works.

“Towels are meant for drying, not for gay sex.”

TAKE YOUR FIBER

In the starting lineup we have our Stay Ready Fiber that comes in both powder and capsule form. They are made from 100% vegan ingredients which includes chia seeds, aloe vera, psyllium husk and flaxseed. A proven formula to not just keep you regular, but also clean. This will lead to less prep time in cleansing your behind so when you get those unexpected notifications, you’ll be ready to bottom with confidence in no time.

STAY LUBED UP

On the assist, we have our Lubes which come in three different varieties: silicone-based, water-based and coconut based. They are literally the best lube for gay sex as they’ll provide all the needed lubrication for anal penetration, but just like our fiber supplements, our lube is also derived from all natural vegan ingredients. Which means, those pesky stains will be non-existent, and further you could also put some of that coconut lube on your boo’s banana and slob it down. Fair warning, it will taste like coconut, but that’s just how I prefer my men.

On the assist, we have our Lubes which come in three different varieties: silicone-based, water-based and coconut based.

Towels are meant for drying not for gay sex. So put your investment not just in your bedding, but back into yourself. With our fiber supplements and lube you’ll have the winning combination to avoid staining the sheets and have Jock or the next return in fervor. Bring out the confidence within you and Stay Ready!

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